- friend: promise you won't tell anyone
- me: i promise
- me: *tells my mom*
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
I hope you all realize that I listen to a lot more music than I blog about.
How am I supposed to know? (The girls gone wild…)
ohh god *-*
when teachers touch your shoulder